autocratic: (i'll snatch your girl)
セイバー | Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus Germanicus ([personal profile] autocratic) wrote2012-07-19 10:11 pm

[Video | Action for Violet City]

--again, Praetor! That is not enough ice.

[ The feed snaps on and swivels just a bit awkwardly, as though the recorder is trying to fit the Gear in its claws before it rights itself. Then the Gear turns and shows one scantily clad Empeor with her back turned, unaware of her Pokemon's scheme for video shenanigans. Standing large, proud, but head bending low to the ground, is Saber's Gyarados Praetor and there appears to be... large chunks of ice collecting before the short blonde.

To those wondering, the answer is quickly shown as Praetor's fangs freeze over with ice before she snaps her jaws several times to have the ice fall to the collection. It seems Saber has been at this for some time as there's quite a collection and a bag in her hand before she nods in approval and begins scooping up the ice in her bag. Remember, folks! She has to bend a bit to do this. ]


Very good, Praetor. This will last me for... hmm, a few minutes. Do not worry, I will treat you for this kindness later on-- [ As she talks, it sounds as though her throat caught up on something, sounding hoarse before she has a brief coughing fit, bursts of flame accompanying the sounds. She makes a frustrated noise, and the Pokemon holding the Gear briefly shakes with an amused chuckle before a delivery bird cries and flies its appearance into the scene.

Once she's recovered, Saber arches a brow while straightening herself and turns to face the Pidgeot. In the bird's talons is a rather... large bouquet of roses. As she takes the bouquet, Saber giggles. ]


Honestly, I must commend this secret admirer of mine: even through these diseases, they find time to send such love my way! Still... [ She takes a moment to give those roses a good whiff, then shake her head. ] Woe is my power, for I cannot hold these for long lest they turn into ash within my hands! Machina!

[ A Metagross lumbers onto the scene and Saber turns to place the bouquet right on top of his metal head with an amused laugh. To its credit, the Metagross doesn't look the slightest perturbed and awaits further orders. ] Place this with the others. I have a matter in which I must address to my audience.

[ The Pokemon holding the Gear jerks in surprise to that revelation. How did she know?! The Metagross goes to do as it's asked as Saber gives a stern look to the camera (and her mischievous Pokemon). ]

Truly, Aestus, if you wished to play around with the Gear, you should have told me! No matter, this will be brief, and I shall place a proper punishment on you later. [ She clears her throat, and small pillars of steam leave the corner of her lips as she does so. ]

Lately, it has come to my attention that there are those of us who are warriors, artisans of the battlefield back in our worlds. Though this realm places an odd restriction on carrying such, the authorities do not mind the crafting of wooden, practice ones. And I do believe with current events, having these extensions of our arms would be quite useful to have. That said, I, Saber, will be starting up a business of crafting these tools for others.

Do look forward for future updates on my progress.

[ Then she gives a very imperial wave and the feed quickly shuts. ]
impulsives: (Shinn | Hm?)

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impulsives: (Shinn | Surprise apparent)

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impulsives: (Shinn | Surprised)

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impulsives: (Shinn | Displease)

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impulsives: (Shinn | Flipping Out)

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[personal profile] impulsives 2012-07-20 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
Why-
impulsives: (Shinn | Surprised)

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[personal profile] impulsives 2012-07-20 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
I mean-
impulsives: (Shinn | Flipping Out)

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[personal profile] impulsives 2012-07-20 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
Couldn't you have picked a less revealing suit!?
impulsives: (Shinn | ...uh-oh)

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[personal profile] impulsives 2012-07-20 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
I MEAN IT'S NOT LIKE YOU LOOK BAD AND AL- NO WAIT THAT'S NOT RIGHT EITHER
impulsives: (Shinn | Displease)

DONE I AM SORRY

[personal profile] impulsives 2012-07-20 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
You know what I'm going to just save my embarrassment and bury myself in a hole.
combat_butler: (If I just approach this like a Newtype..)

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[personal profile] combat_butler 2012-07-20 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
*... should he be embarrassed about watching this? On one hand, it's just a bikini!! A very... very revealing bikini... but a bikini none the less! ... no, come on, Hayate Ayasaki! You're made of tougher stuff than that! You've walked in on girls in the bath before, this is nothing!*
tobeyourhero: (He's been on the force for three hours.)

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[personal profile] tobeyourhero 2012-07-20 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Completely unfazed by her flaunting skin and instead will comment on this--]

Heheh... Looks like someone has a sore throat! Flaming even! I've never seen anyone get that sick before.
impulsives: (Shinn | ...uh-oh)

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[personal profile] impulsives 2012-07-20 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
GEH!

["I'm taken I'm taken I'm taken I'm taken I'm taken I'm taken! AND SHE PROBABLY IS TOO."]

I- you- why- how-

[Thought process: BROKEN.]
combat_butler: (How did it come to this...)

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[personal profile] combat_butler 2012-07-20 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
*... then again it's not as if he knows her so not being embarrassed by seeing her in s revealing outfit really shouldn't be something to have a natural and unphased reaction to!*
Edited 2012-07-20 06:09 (UTC)
combat_butler: (Fuckin' Stakes. How do they work?)

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[personal profile] combat_butler 2012-07-20 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
*... YEAH!!! Let's just go with acting like she didn't just put on that display!!! YOU'VE TOUGHED UP, AYASAKI! You don't need to get rattled by this!!*

... were you planning to forge your blades using your own brand of fire if the sharp ones weren't frowned upon?
tobeyourhero: (Spoiler alert! I'm making you a wallet.)

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[personal profile] tobeyourhero 2012-07-20 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
You could always grill something for yourself! Like a juicy stake!
combat_butler: (Some kind of sexual tyrannosaurus...)

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[personal profile] combat_butler 2012-07-20 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
*Just spare him any bending forward and he'll maintain a straight face, yes.*

While it's a tad worrying you considering fire from your innards a free resource so easily, it is all rather... ... question raising.
tobeyourhero: (Someone you can count on.)

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[personal profile] tobeyourhero 2012-07-20 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
Spices are the icing on the meatcake. The best way to get the taste out is to flip it around the proper time!
tobeyourhero: (That's worth 30 Gomu Gomus.)

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[personal profile] tobeyourhero 2012-07-20 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
Hmm... You'll need a grill with this. And it depends on what kind of 'meat' you're aiming for.

Judging from your personality, you strike me as a 'medium or medium rare' type of meat eater. If you want 'medium', you have to wait until the meat on one side is pink and firm. Then for medium rare, you have to wait until the center is warm and red.

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