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autocratic) wrote2012-07-19 10:11 pm
autocratic) wrote2012-07-19 10:11 pm
[Video | Action for Violet City]
--again, Praetor! That is not enough ice.
[ The feed snaps on and swivels just a bit awkwardly, as though the recorder is trying to fit the Gear in its claws before it rights itself. Then the Gear turns and shows one scantily clad Empeor with her back turned, unaware of her Pokemon's scheme for video shenanigans. Standing large, proud, but head bending low to the ground, is Saber's Gyarados Praetor and there appears to be... large chunks of ice collecting before the short blonde.
To those wondering, the answer is quickly shown as Praetor's fangs freeze over with ice before she snaps her jaws several times to have the ice fall to the collection. It seems Saber has been at this for some time as there's quite a collection and a bag in her hand before she nods in approval and begins scooping up the ice in her bag. Remember, folks! She has to bend a bit to do this. ]
Very good, Praetor. This will last me for... hmm, a few minutes. Do not worry, I will treat you for this kindness later on-- [ As she talks, it sounds as though her throat caught up on something, sounding hoarse before she has a brief coughing fit, bursts of flame accompanying the sounds. She makes a frustrated noise, and the Pokemon holding the Gear briefly shakes with an amused chuckle before a delivery bird cries and flies its appearance into the scene.
Once she's recovered, Saber arches a brow while straightening herself and turns to face the Pidgeot. In the bird's talons is a rather... large bouquet of roses. As she takes the bouquet, Saber giggles. ]
Honestly, I must commend this secret admirer of mine: even through these diseases, they find time to send such love my way! Still... [ She takes a moment to give those roses a good whiff, then shake her head. ] Woe is my power, for I cannot hold these for long lest they turn into ash within my hands! Machina!
[ A Metagross lumbers onto the scene and Saber turns to place the bouquet right on top of his metal head with an amused laugh. To its credit, the Metagross doesn't look the slightest perturbed and awaits further orders. ] Place this with the others. I have a matter in which I must address to my audience.
[ The Pokemon holding the Gear jerks in surprise to that revelation. How did she know?! The Metagross goes to do as it's asked as Saber gives a stern look to the camera (and her mischievous Pokemon). ]
Truly, Aestus, if you wished to play around with the Gear, you should have told me! No matter, this will be brief, and I shall place a proper punishment on you later. [ She clears her throat, and small pillars of steam leave the corner of her lips as she does so. ]
Lately, it has come to my attention that there are those of us who are warriors, artisans of the battlefield back in our worlds. Though this realm places an odd restriction on carrying such, the authorities do not mind the crafting of wooden, practice ones. And I do believe with current events, having these extensions of our arms would be quite useful to have. That said, I, Saber, will be starting up a business of crafting these tools for others.
Do look forward for future updates on my progress.
[ Then she gives a very imperial wave and the feed quickly shuts. ]
[ The feed snaps on and swivels just a bit awkwardly, as though the recorder is trying to fit the Gear in its claws before it rights itself. Then the Gear turns and shows one scantily clad Empeor with her back turned, unaware of her Pokemon's scheme for video shenanigans. Standing large, proud, but head bending low to the ground, is Saber's Gyarados Praetor and there appears to be... large chunks of ice collecting before the short blonde.
To those wondering, the answer is quickly shown as Praetor's fangs freeze over with ice before she snaps her jaws several times to have the ice fall to the collection. It seems Saber has been at this for some time as there's quite a collection and a bag in her hand before she nods in approval and begins scooping up the ice in her bag. Remember, folks! She has to bend a bit to do this. ]
Very good, Praetor. This will last me for... hmm, a few minutes. Do not worry, I will treat you for this kindness later on-- [ As she talks, it sounds as though her throat caught up on something, sounding hoarse before she has a brief coughing fit, bursts of flame accompanying the sounds. She makes a frustrated noise, and the Pokemon holding the Gear briefly shakes with an amused chuckle before a delivery bird cries and flies its appearance into the scene.
Once she's recovered, Saber arches a brow while straightening herself and turns to face the Pidgeot. In the bird's talons is a rather... large bouquet of roses. As she takes the bouquet, Saber giggles. ]
Honestly, I must commend this secret admirer of mine: even through these diseases, they find time to send such love my way! Still... [ She takes a moment to give those roses a good whiff, then shake her head. ] Woe is my power, for I cannot hold these for long lest they turn into ash within my hands! Machina!
[ A Metagross lumbers onto the scene and Saber turns to place the bouquet right on top of his metal head with an amused laugh. To its credit, the Metagross doesn't look the slightest perturbed and awaits further orders. ] Place this with the others. I have a matter in which I must address to my audience.
[ The Pokemon holding the Gear jerks in surprise to that revelation. How did she know?! The Metagross goes to do as it's asked as Saber gives a stern look to the camera (and her mischievous Pokemon). ]
Truly, Aestus, if you wished to play around with the Gear, you should have told me! No matter, this will be brief, and I shall place a proper punishment on you later. [ She clears her throat, and small pillars of steam leave the corner of her lips as she does so. ]
Lately, it has come to my attention that there are those of us who are warriors, artisans of the battlefield back in our worlds. Though this realm places an odd restriction on carrying such, the authorities do not mind the crafting of wooden, practice ones. And I do believe with current events, having these extensions of our arms would be quite useful to have. That said, I, Saber, will be starting up a business of crafting these tools for others.
Do look forward for future updates on my progress.
[ Then she gives a very imperial wave and the feed quickly shuts. ]
DONE I AM SORRY
I'M NOT 8D
[ YES, YOUR REACTION IS FUEL FOR HER. Also, she may have turned too quickly to face the Gear, so her chest might have... ahem. Bounced a bit. ]
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["I'm taken I'm taken I'm taken I'm taken I'm taken I'm taken! AND SHE PROBABLY IS TOO."]
I- you- why- how-
[Thought process: BROKEN.]
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What? Of course not!
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[ Dangerous tone here, Shinn. Even her eyes narrow. ]
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...Well, yes, you are! But I'm just not used to seeing girls like that-!
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[Oh wait he forgot she's an ancient Emperor. Empress. Whatever.]
And that's because times tends to change people's values on others!
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[No wait he'll definitely lock himself into a loop if he finishes that sentence!]
Ah, fine! You look great in that suit, happy now?
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[ Watch her swell her chest up in pride, yes. SWELL. Should she needle him for more? Help him dig his grave further? Hmm... ]
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What, you'd rather have me go into a ridiculous tangent about how a mere mortal like me compare you to the Gods?
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Mmm, yes! Regale me with beautiful words! Elaborate on the beauty that you see!
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[Said in the utmost deadpan tone possible for him.]
Like that?
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Yolant will probably die laughing if he sees this.
Also Athrun.
And Luna's probably going to stomp on him with the Impulse.]
Ah, how could I even declare such a trivial thing like love to you~ After all, such a beauty could not possibly be a single lady! No, you're only taken with someone just as lovely
and dim-wittedas you!Not only that, your beauty itself puts even The Goddess of Love herself to shame and envy with a mere sight of your perfection~!
[video] DONE
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Does the Gear have a recording function... or does it record stuff on its own...
Ahem.
You're getting a vigorous, exciting clap. It's so vigorous because Saber is trying really hard not to laugh in your face. ]
Splendid! That was both amusing and insightful! It shows you are somewhat versed on the more elaborate ways of speaking to a woman of my class.
I will accept this. Such a pity; were we in proximity of each other, I would grant you a kiss on the cheek.
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Please don't, I already have enough misunderstandings in my life as it is.
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[ For future amusement purposes. SO ADORABLE, SHINN. ]
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[His face is pretty much flaming red right now.]
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[ Saying this happily, too. She also feels pretty lucky that this won't happen to her. ]
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