autocratic: (but I know that I did it)
セイバー | Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus Germanicus ([personal profile] autocratic) wrote2012-12-23 08:32 pm

Christmas Time; Forward Dated to the 25th

[ The feed snaps on with yours truly standing proudly in her custom-made Santa Claus outfit. Smiling widely, she gives a hearty wave. ]

Merry Chritmas to all! Io Saturnalia! It is a glorious time for my generosity to be shared among all you plebes! I have researched the reasons behind all this invigorating festivities and have learned that an entity called "Santa Claus" goes around the world to distribute presents. As an emperor, I commend this jolly old man for sneaking into the homes of others to give his gifts, but on the other hand, I cannot be outdone by him! Minerva herself would be pleased with my thorough observation.

[ She spreads her arms out in a grand gesture. ]

And so I have given choice people gifts of my own! I believe I deserve a word of thanks, of course, but I am more than happy to simply give out of the grand generosity of my own heart. Receive them all graciously. Add to that, I even had my retainer make a couple of pastries to sweeten the occasion.

[ Then she places a finger to her lips, thinks on her next choice of words, then shrugs. ]

What a wonder that such time has passed... Enough that, considering I was so focused upon my research, my own birthday has flown by! Were we in Rome, there would be parades and dances and parties praising my name, but I shall content myself with the masses of both Johto and Kanto. I have event set up a feast for both special events within the Breeding Center of Goldenrod that I extend an invitation to anyone who would be willing to join. I believe many would want to enjoy a good meal after that sorry attempt of sabotage with those cookies from days ago.

[ She sniffs imperiously, and gestures for the camera to show a large, well made and delicious cake... with thirty-one candles on it. Ahem. Then beams again, before waving. ]

May you all fare well this Christmas!

[ OOC: Saber's Christmas Gift list is here! ]
combat_butler: (Wow you are tiny.)

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[personal profile] combat_butler 2012-12-24 06:58 am (UTC)(link)
*... blink blink. glancing over to him with some obvious surprise.*

S... Seriously? I tend to eat with everyone together, and I admit I don't see you during those times, but you have you own personal cook...?
Edited 2012-12-24 06:58 (UTC)
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[personal profile] namelesshero 2012-12-24 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
For lack of a better term.
combat_butler: (. . . oh.)

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[personal profile] combat_butler 2012-12-24 07:08 am (UTC)(link)
. . .

I know I shouldn't abide by the "book and cover" trope, but you really don't look like a cook. More like the type who would use oversized kitchen utensil as weapons if I have to be honest.
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[personal profile] namelesshero 2012-12-24 07:15 am (UTC)(link)
There's no room for fighting in the kitchen. [says the man who got into a fight with Red Saber previously in said kitchen]

Besides, there's more practical things to be used as weapons. Like an actual sword.
combat_butler: (Not THAT kind of treat!)

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[personal profile] combat_butler 2012-12-24 07:22 am (UTC)(link)
Ah...! That's spoken like a true chef! I've worked in places where knives were thrown across the room dangerously close to your face if you tried to fight while working...

*nod nod.* Although... I'm sure there's someone out there who fights with kitchen knives...
namelesshero: (i have created over a thousand blades)

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[personal profile] namelesshero 2012-12-24 07:29 am (UTC)(link)
Now that does sound dangerous. But it's either a knife to the flesh or the burn of the fire. It's not entirely safe.

Most kitchen knives aren't crafted with the fortitude of a true dagger or sword. Unless the wielder plans on reinforcing them somehow, they'd be outclassed and break quickly.
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combat_butler: (He was unconcious when I got here!)

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[personal profile] combat_butler 2012-12-24 03:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Not even a little! The kitchen is really, really dangerous if you're not careful and take it seriously. Or just don't know what you're doing....

Ahaha... More a gimmick weapon, huh? There's definitely grounds for that out there...
namelesshero: (arms crossed)

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[personal profile] namelesshero 2012-12-25 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
If you believe what you carry with you will lead you to victory, everything has merit I suppose.

Ah, Merry Christmas, by the way.
combat_butler: (When things are tough; Just try smiling!)

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[personal profile] combat_butler 2012-12-30 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
Belief is just as important as the weapon you hold, naturally!

Ah, yes, Merry Christmas! It's been a good while since I've been in a place this festive for it...
combat_butler: (Isn't this really bad?)

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[personal profile] combat_butler 2012-12-24 07:10 am (UTC)(link)
Wait... Huh? A indirect parting gift from... A reliable chef was a gift? That... That almost makes him sound like a Pokémon who got left in your care...
combat_butler: (Can't let them see the look on my face.)

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[personal profile] combat_butler 2012-12-24 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
... eh? Seriously?

Suddenly I feel a good deal of sympathy for him...
combat_butler: (Implications are dangerous!)

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[personal profile] combat_butler 2012-12-24 03:17 pm (UTC)(link)
... I'm not sure how anyone could get by here with just a Ditto, yet all the same I'd wager it's just that you're the person he's most familiar with?
combat_butler: (Greetings true believers!)

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[personal profile] combat_butler 2012-12-30 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
So it goes beyond similar red outfits?