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[Gear | Contact Post]
Aug. 1st, 2012 09:02 pm
"Greetings! You have reached the number that belongs to I, Saber, Emperor of Rome, and passionate lover of the arts! For a woman of my stature, I have duties to attend, and so if you hit upon this message, do leave behind a note that I may answer as swiftly as I possibly can.
If you have called to commission for a wooden weapon, state which type, your name, and where your location is. Such messages will be filtered away into an appropriate file, so do tag your notifications properly. Once I have reached you, we will then discuss the terms of exchange.
Good day or good night!"
[ Also, if you are calling from the PGC Inbox, those will be automatically filtered. ]
... it is a long story, so bear with me. Don't be so stiff! Never fear, the tale of my sordid life will not bore you.
This is the story of the birth and death of the infamous Emperor Nero.
( in this very moment, I'm king )
( extra turn: an alternate reality )
This is the story of the birth and death of the infamous Emperor Nero.
( in this very moment, I'm king )
( extra turn: an alternate reality )
