[Gear | Contact Post]

[autocratic]

"Greetings! You have reached the number that belongs to I, Saber, Emperor of Rome, and passionate lover of the arts! For a woman of my stature, I have duties to attend, and so if you hit upon this message, do leave behind a note that I may answer as swiftly as I possibly can.

If you have called to commission for a wooden weapon, state which type, your name, and where your location is. Such messages will be filtered away into an appropriate file, so do tag your notifications properly. Once I have reached you, we will then discuss the terms of exchange.

Good day or good night!"

[ Also, if you are calling from the PGC Inbox, those will be automatically filtered. ]

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[impulsives]

Next time you travel, don't drag me along if it involves freaking snow and ice.