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autocratic) wrote2012-07-19 10:11 pm
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--again, Praetor! That is not enough ice.
[ The feed snaps on and swivels just a bit awkwardly, as though the recorder is trying to fit the Gear in its claws before it rights itself. Then the Gear turns and shows one scantily clad Empeor with her back turned, unaware of her Pokemon's scheme for video shenanigans. Standing large, proud, but head bending low to the ground, is Saber's Gyarados Praetor and there appears to be... large chunks of ice collecting before the short blonde.
To those wondering, the answer is quickly shown as Praetor's fangs freeze over with ice before she snaps her jaws several times to have the ice fall to the collection. It seems Saber has been at this for some time as there's quite a collection and a bag in her hand before she nods in approval and begins scooping up the ice in her bag. Remember, folks! She has to bend a bit to do this. ]
Very good, Praetor. This will last me for... hmm, a few minutes. Do not worry, I will treat you for this kindness later on-- [ As she talks, it sounds as though her throat caught up on something, sounding hoarse before she has a brief coughing fit, bursts of flame accompanying the sounds. She makes a frustrated noise, and the Pokemon holding the Gear briefly shakes with an amused chuckle before a delivery bird cries and flies its appearance into the scene.
Once she's recovered, Saber arches a brow while straightening herself and turns to face the Pidgeot. In the bird's talons is a rather... large bouquet of roses. As she takes the bouquet, Saber giggles. ]
Honestly, I must commend this secret admirer of mine: even through these diseases, they find time to send such love my way! Still... [ She takes a moment to give those roses a good whiff, then shake her head. ] Woe is my power, for I cannot hold these for long lest they turn into ash within my hands! Machina!
[ A Metagross lumbers onto the scene and Saber turns to place the bouquet right on top of his metal head with an amused laugh. To its credit, the Metagross doesn't look the slightest perturbed and awaits further orders. ] Place this with the others. I have a matter in which I must address to my audience.
[ The Pokemon holding the Gear jerks in surprise to that revelation. How did she know?! The Metagross goes to do as it's asked as Saber gives a stern look to the camera (and her mischievous Pokemon). ]
Truly, Aestus, if you wished to play around with the Gear, you should have told me! No matter, this will be brief, and I shall place a proper punishment on you later. [ She clears her throat, and small pillars of steam leave the corner of her lips as she does so. ]
Lately, it has come to my attention that there are those of us who are warriors, artisans of the battlefield back in our worlds. Though this realm places an odd restriction on carrying such, the authorities do not mind the crafting of wooden, practice ones. And I do believe with current events, having these extensions of our arms would be quite useful to have. That said, I, Saber, will be starting up a business of crafting these tools for others.
Do look forward for future updates on my progress.
[ Then she gives a very imperial wave and the feed quickly shuts. ]
[ The feed snaps on and swivels just a bit awkwardly, as though the recorder is trying to fit the Gear in its claws before it rights itself. Then the Gear turns and shows one scantily clad Empeor with her back turned, unaware of her Pokemon's scheme for video shenanigans. Standing large, proud, but head bending low to the ground, is Saber's Gyarados Praetor and there appears to be... large chunks of ice collecting before the short blonde.
To those wondering, the answer is quickly shown as Praetor's fangs freeze over with ice before she snaps her jaws several times to have the ice fall to the collection. It seems Saber has been at this for some time as there's quite a collection and a bag in her hand before she nods in approval and begins scooping up the ice in her bag. Remember, folks! She has to bend a bit to do this. ]
Very good, Praetor. This will last me for... hmm, a few minutes. Do not worry, I will treat you for this kindness later on-- [ As she talks, it sounds as though her throat caught up on something, sounding hoarse before she has a brief coughing fit, bursts of flame accompanying the sounds. She makes a frustrated noise, and the Pokemon holding the Gear briefly shakes with an amused chuckle before a delivery bird cries and flies its appearance into the scene.
Once she's recovered, Saber arches a brow while straightening herself and turns to face the Pidgeot. In the bird's talons is a rather... large bouquet of roses. As she takes the bouquet, Saber giggles. ]
Honestly, I must commend this secret admirer of mine: even through these diseases, they find time to send such love my way! Still... [ She takes a moment to give those roses a good whiff, then shake her head. ] Woe is my power, for I cannot hold these for long lest they turn into ash within my hands! Machina!
[ A Metagross lumbers onto the scene and Saber turns to place the bouquet right on top of his metal head with an amused laugh. To its credit, the Metagross doesn't look the slightest perturbed and awaits further orders. ] Place this with the others. I have a matter in which I must address to my audience.
[ The Pokemon holding the Gear jerks in surprise to that revelation. How did she know?! The Metagross goes to do as it's asked as Saber gives a stern look to the camera (and her mischievous Pokemon). ]
Truly, Aestus, if you wished to play around with the Gear, you should have told me! No matter, this will be brief, and I shall place a proper punishment on you later. [ She clears her throat, and small pillars of steam leave the corner of her lips as she does so. ]
Lately, it has come to my attention that there are those of us who are warriors, artisans of the battlefield back in our worlds. Though this realm places an odd restriction on carrying such, the authorities do not mind the crafting of wooden, practice ones. And I do believe with current events, having these extensions of our arms would be quite useful to have. That said, I, Saber, will be starting up a business of crafting these tools for others.
Do look forward for future updates on my progress.
[ Then she gives a very imperial wave and the feed quickly shuts. ]
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He doesn't seem to be at all affected by her state of undress. Then again, he's not wearing much himself (a vest and what look like leather shorts, leaving his muscular body mostly on display), and more to the point, he's blind.]
Wooden weapons are acceptable? Well, that is certainly better than nothing.
Do you take specialized commissions?
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hello appealing bodies, especially that glow behind the blindfold, but, ah! Onto more important matters! ]Correct! I have openly carried around my own wooden weapons and the authorities have not bothered me once. As for such offers, yes, I do, though I have yet to think up any fees or special exchanges.
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I am sure we can come to a mutually beneficial agreement on that. The weapons I am referring to are a paired set of blades, each one shaped like a crescent moon. A handguard lies in the middle of them, which is where they are gripped, and so when wielded properly they are as much defense as offense, deflecting even the deadliest attacks with ease.
These are my weapons. The Blades of Azzinoth.
[A nearby Garchomp raises its head and skrees a bit. Illidan chuckles and pats its head.]
Yes indeed. I refer to your namesake.
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They sound like beautiful and practical blades. And your offer?
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Of course, I shall pay for both blades, doubling your usual fee. And beyond that, I will offer a sum of half again as much, for the extra effort required to craft each weapon properly.
[In his mind, they're worth more than that, even a wooden replica. But in his mind, they're virtually priceless, and as much as he's rather liking this woman, he'd rather not end up to his blindfold in debt to her. Besides, he doesn't even know what her "usual fee" is.]
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Saber chuckles. ]
Then for this transaction, I will accept five hundred per blade. The extra payment can be waived until after I have crafted these blades and whether or not you deem them satisfactory. What say you to this offer?
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Agreed, my lady. Then I am left only with the question of where to meet you when they are finished.
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[ Because the damn badge rules and the lack of an HM to do so... ]
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No matter, though. I shall transmit the first part of your payment soon, and stay within Azalea to await the arrival of the blades. You have my gratitude.
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And you have my own for partaking in my business. I shall also add my name to top that off: I am known as Saber to some. Your own?
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I mean only that you seem more like the type to deliver commands than to obey them. Like myself.
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You would be correct, but I have always subjugated myself before beauty, and the effort and drive my Master put into surviving our War is one of the many things I consider such to be. It is a tenet I followed well in my previous life. Lead over your own life before you are fit to lead others.
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[Illidan, you are bound for disappointment.]
I see. An interesting philosophy. I have been largely too busy with keeping myself and my followers alive to develop something similar, unfortunately.
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[ Y u p. ]
And that is nothing to be ashamed of. It is our citizens that support us, and it is our duty as leaders to guide them in turn.
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Indeed. And with my forces beset by enemies on all sides, well... the life of exiles is not for the faint-hearted.
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You and your troop lead a wanderer's lifestyle? Treacherous, but that opens up to many opportunities for excitement!
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[Because despite what his detractors may have you think, Illidan always thinks things through. He just tends to do crazy crap anyway.]
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One of the law of my land was that anyone who called themselves a citizen under her name was to uphold a sense of "civic duty." Whatever you do, you do for the cause of another, or to better your nation or be scorned for giving her shame.
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Interesting... though I long ago lost citizenship of my homeland, it would not be a poor idea to direct those who have settled with me in Outland in a similar fashion. Certainly, if we are going to be something aside from an army of exiles, we could all use a little... betterment.
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